AISubs v3.7
I'm Okido, who studies Pokemon.
Yesterday, when I went to Masaka-san's drinking party, I went there until six o'clock and my head flew away.
Oh, and this hack is that, isn't it? It's a ghost thing, isn't it?
It has sleeves like this, and it's open to deceive you, but it's okay.
Today, I noticed a serious secret about Pokemon.
Professor!
Oh, Sappyon!
Didn't you ask me?
Shut up!
So, I noticed it.
Pokemon's moves are strong, I guess it's a different technique.
But there is no skill that is hard to master.
There is no such skill!
It's because there is a trust relationship between all Pokemon and trainers!
What?
There is a skill that says, "Do you really take it?"
No! Pokemon are doing their best!
You're a passionate man!
You...
Shut up!
Professor!
So, today, like I said earlier, we're going to do a Pokemon battle in order to study "Do you really take it?"
Let's do it!
So, I'm going to call a test subject and say, "What was my grandson's name again?"
"Professor's grandson" sounds like "green", doesn't it?
No, but my grandson's name hasn't been decided yet, and when I say "what was his name again?", it's decided.
Oh, is that so?
"Blue".
"Blue"!
Then, my grandson's "blue" is...
What? Do you want it?
I won't lose!
My grandson's "blue" is really just a human.
So you want me to fight against "blue"'s Pokemon?
No, I want you to fight against "blue" yourself!
What? You can't hurt humans with Pokemon?
Morals don't matter in a laboratory!
It can't be helped...
Well, it's not about morals, but...
I'm not going to take it anyway!
I'll lend you my Pokemon in particular!
Oh!
All-purpose Pokemon!
It's "Pikachu"!
"Pikachu"? I've never heard of it!
It's "Pikachu"!
"Pika" isn't good, is it?
"Pika"!
Ah!
Ah, but "Pikachu"!
"Pikachu" looked like it had ears, but...
It's "Pikachu"!
"Pikachu" was over there.
Nice to meet you, "Pikachu"!
"Pikachu"!
Get in the ball!
You're not going to get in the ball, are you?!
I'm a baseball, you know!
Get in!
"Pikachu"! "Pikachu"!
You're throwing "Pikachu" at the basketball!
"Pikachu" is my girlfriend!
"Pikachu"! "Pikachu"!
Stop calling me "Pikachu" when we're playing!
You didn't call me "Pikachu" at first!
Yeah, I did...
Well, it's complicated, but Pikachu is a very good Pokemon.
You can use a move called "everything I have, I'll eat it all"?
But you can't use a flame cannon or a summon board that looks strong.
It's okay at all. Pokemon battle is not just about using strong moves.
If you can't use all the other moves, you can't lose.
Because I have my grandson's blue.
It's easy.
Yeah, it is.
I only use bad moves.
It's easy, it's easy.
It seems like your grandson has no trust in Pokemon.
Yeah, he does.
I'll teach you!
Okay, let's battle!
Go, Tegachun!
The opponent is physical from the looks of it.
First of all, let's lure the opponent's attack and lower it.
Go, Tegachun! Lure it!
Tegka!
Lure it cutely and let the enemy off guard!
It's not that cute. What's wrong?
Tegka!
It's gross!
Did you make the opponent angry?
Look at this!
That kind of attack doesn't work, does it?
Well, you can't tell by the looks of it.
Look at this! Look at... That's right! That's right!
Then, let's attack the human side!
In the end, strength is power!
It's only simple!
Blue! Kata Punch!
Yes, yes.
Ouch!
Huh? But surprisingly...
The gauge isn't decreasing unexpectedly.
This is...
No, but I think it's 1/5 of your life.
It's considerable.
If it's gone, you'll die, right?
Isn't it?
It's 1/5 of that.
Wow, Kata, are you okay?
Are you okay?
No, wait a minute.
If it's a Pokemon, even if you evade it, the speed will only decrease.
But if you evade it with a human, you might not be able to do anything.
No, it's a little unlikely, but let's go with this attack.
Tegachun! Don't lick it with your teeth!
Tegka!
This attack can make the opponent evade with about 30% probability.
No, you can just use the electromagnetic wave.
That's a little technically impossible.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no!
Seriously!
It stinks!
It didn't go in!
Hmm, but it's more effective than a game.
It's more effective because of the parameter called "mentality".
Hmm, it's a hassle to stay here for a long time.
I'll kill you all at once!
Blue! Chokesleeper!
I'll get back at you.
Teka!
You did it, Tekachu! You somehow endured it!
Maybe it's because you're Pokemon, so your ligament position was different!
Damn it! Counterattack, Tekachu!
Damn it! I want to counterattack with a powerful move, but...
...Tekachu can't use a strong, dangerous move like flamethrower or lightning.
What should I do...
Oh, right! Tekachu! Water gun!
Teka!
Teeeeeee!
Teeeeee!
What's wrong with him?
Magoo!
Damn it! My HP doesn't go down at all!
Is Blue a grass-type?
But it's mentally tough. It's hard for me, too!
Yeah, his HP is reducing enough.
Then, I'll also use a psychological attack!
Blue!
A pillow!
Right!
Excuse me! This week, this guy will...
Four people are holding different women!
It's dirty!
- And they're eating lotion in the bath... - It's huge!
- They're taking a bath in the lotion... - It's huge!
- And holding women in the pool! - It's huge!
It's gross!
- It's gross! - It was really gross.
It's really gross!
It's hot!
It looks painful.
- Eat it with just the oats. - It's hot!
- It'll make you feel better. - It's hot!
It's huge!
It's hot!
- It's like you've recovered. - It's huge!
It's hot!
Alright, counterattack!
Alright, I'll end it with this technique!
If it's this technique, I should be able to do it too!
Go, Pedro Bomb!
Tiiiikaaaaan!
Chuuuuuuuun!
Kuuuuu!
It stinks!
Is it bad? Does it smell bad?
I want to kill grandpa and the others.
This is...
It stinks.
It smells from here, too.
I won't forgive you!
I'll finish you off!
It's a fighting...
Z-move!
Huh?
I don't know about Pokemon, but...
I'll beat you up!
Teka!
Teka! Teka! Teka!
I... I think we're good now, Blue.
Professor, if we keep doing this,
won't we get caught up in YouTube's policy or something?
No, we'll be fine.
This isn't about Pokemon.
But, like, Tekachu...
Like, it looks a little different now.
Oh, right.
It's evolved.
Evolved?
In... In the summer...
In the summer.
It's in the summer?
It's like "raitei" now.
"Raitei" is "tei" in "teien".
Raitei-chan!
Are you okay?
Just like I said!
So, you're saying that kind of "it doesn't matter" move doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
It just makes you feel bad.
You shouldn't do things that make you feel bad.
Are you upset?
Of course I am!
Are you okay?
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